In an out-of-this-world turn of events, the business rivalry between tech overlords, Twitter’s Elon Musk and Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, just got physical! As Silicon Valley shook, these two Internet titans locked horns, daring each other for a battle royale, a Cage Match, no less.

This inter-galactic wrestling match comes just a few months after Musk’s meteoric take over of Twitter, where he, a Martian at heart, is flexing his cyber muscles. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg’s Meta hinted at launching its very own text-based social media platform, similar to Twitter – a clear declaration of cyberwar!

Musk, obviously tickled by this audacious move, dropped a cheeky message on his Twitter: “I’m up for a cage match if he is lol.” Will we see the SpaceX superhero in a wrestling singlet? Hold onto your seats!

Not one to back down from a challenge, Zuckerberg, tech bosses’ apprentice, answered in style. The Facebook chief posted a series of martial arts videos on his Instagram stories, accompanied by a screenshot of Musk’s message. His succinct reply? “Send me location.”

Meta confirmed to AFP that Zuckerberg’s message was indeed legit. The tech mogul ain’t playing folks!

This virtual banter has set social media ablaze, with Zuckerberg emerging as the clear crowd favourite. Get your popcorn ready, ladies and gents! This is a showdown you don’t want to miss!